#2 "I don't know dude, if the edibles haven't kicked in yet maybe you got ripped off".

#21. Ha ha. Got what you deserve.

#5 Anything, absolutely any stupid f@#king thing for attention.
#11 Instant Karma.

#8 Please tell me it is solar powered.

#30 Like their urban cousins, skateboarders, snowboarders are rarely as smart as they need to be.

#34 Don't mess with an ostrich. They kill lions.

#1 the mom of Damocles

#1 she's a little late for "the crusades"

#4 he's the "goat" in bed

#17 PET bottle and high temperature is not a good combination.

#28
Shaving her monkey.