breakfast is called that because you break your fast (as in not-eating)

Iwastodayyearsold when I found out that the izi in izismile.com stands for easy

#1 this is wrong. Grass does not have the capacity to pick up the smell, nor could it do anything if it somehow did. What's it going to do, grow around your feet and trap you? Run away?

The smell is the scent of the grass being damaged, like blood smells. And it smells that good because God gave it to us as a gift.

#17 Not always. It depends on the oven

#24 It is bad luck to say good luck at a play. So "break a leg" is bad luck and then good luck.

#24 That's not what it means...

#17 - dumb@$$. They're magnets and they stick to metal tubs. You simply have only used fiberglass tubs.

#18 - No, that's not why.

#21 - dumb@$$. That's the broiler.

#21
No, it's for the mice to build their nests. Duh

#25 I wouldn't admit that in public.

#7 I rotate like damn rotisserie chicken under my shower.
#21 depends on the oven in my oven it is specifically marked as tray storage and not for warming food.
#22 again depends not all toasters have these.
#26 nope never. your friends are just weird.

#2 Really?! Well pardon me while I kiss this guy!

#9 Vanity plates are 6 letters in every US state that I know of... where is it 7 letters?

#18 OK, no one is really that stupid. They are LITTERALLY the shape of corn kernels.

#23 I swear in the 80's they were all different flavors. You could combine them in colors sets for various flavor combos. My favorite was the tang of orange and lemon.