Coming at you from the Thai-Malay Peninsula, it's Prevost's squirrel, who said, "I want to be like the squirrel version of Neopolitan ice cream."
According to the Smithsonian, unlike ground squirrels, tree squirrels (like this squirrel) do not hibernate. Raise your hand if you just found out some squirrels hibernate.
#7 Yeah, that's what "variegated" means, genius.
#9 The colors are to blend in with the trees. Yeesh.
#12 Have you ever seen a skunk? They look nothing like that. At all.
#15 The average grey squirrel weighs around 1 lb.
#17 Look, another skunk. smh...