I overshink everything.

Waaa phuckuing waaa.

Your meds gives you memory loss, not the depression by itself. It's a side effect.

#20 laughs nervously.

I keep looking at these memes during workhours, anxious that it may cost me my job, yet my paycheck proves me otherwise.

and #17 my wife used to rush to the ringing phone to talk to her sister who would always call during dinner to talk about nothing. I trained her so well, she is now ignoring every phonecall or text I send her.