#5
I've got nothing to say about the meme just the man himself. I've got nothing against him but guy looks like he fell asleep first at a party and his friends all went after him with markers and nobody said anything yet...

#1 Alpha males don't announce themselves. Anyone that does so is a douche and a beta, so definitely go ahead with the waving of the red flag.

#9 I'm someone who not only capitalizes the first letters of sentences, but also uses correct punctuation and knows that the plurality of nouns and verbs in a sentence should coincide.

#20 Do people still say I can't even? I thought we moved past that 12 year old girl sh*t.

#6 I remember a time when everyone met in person, and friends were people you actually knew.

#28 that's a pickle, which is a very huge distinction

#21 Fun fact- it's neither a mouse nor a deer. In fact it's more closely related to cows.

#16 not funny since this situation is not possible in the game, therefore the joke doesn’t count

#5 He might actually be the nicest guy on Earth, but every time I see his face I feel as if I'm looking at someone who's going to go out and murder about a hundred people in one day, with that same expression on his face while he's doing it.

#11 How much money actually is $1.6 millimeter?