"It's My Husband's Colleague's Birthday Tomorrow, And Also April Fools Day. I Made Him Some Prank Cake Pops. They Are Brussel Sprouts Covered In Chocolate"
#33 I'd bet you looked more like some @$$hole littering little pieces of paper all over the roads.
#12 good spot to scare the sh#t out of someone
#29 and now you have yourself a huge mess to clean up, well done