"For April Fools, I Put Yogurt Into The Mayo Jar And Watched My Students Gaze In Disgusted Horror As I Casually Ate During The Class"
#33 I'd bet you looked more like some @$$hole littering little pieces of paper all over the roads.
#12 good spot to scare the sh#t out of someone
#29 and now you have yourself a huge mess to clean up, well done