#20 your parents aren't confused. They lived through it, got past it, and know how to address the problem and you just don't want to listen.

#28 How is that phone still on the counter?

#14 Not quite. You have more money, sure, but now some other s#cker is paying for all her stuff.

#54 Are you asking me? I don't know that, but I do know that you have atrocious grammar.

#30 Jokes on you, he did that on purpose. If you do a job poorly, you won't be asked to do it again...