"Someone with equivalent levels of apathy and laziness, but about areas of life that compliment my own apathy and laziness.
That way one of us will always let the f@#king dog out or put the kettle on. But I don’t feel too guilty for saying soffit, Saturday sofa day. I’m not getting dressed. Been married 16 years. Perfect."
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Kingsley 1 year ago
loyalty, introvert, family oriented, non drinker/smoker. thats the bare minimum, everything else is a bonus.
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Stu 1 year ago
Kingsley,
non-drinker... let's not get carried away!
non-drinker... let's not get carried away!
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Lenny 1 year ago
Stu,
Someone once asked me if my wife drank. I said that she’s Irish. They said never mind.
Someone once asked me if my wife drank. I said that she’s Irish. They said never mind.
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Irving 1 year ago
#11 Dude. How often does sh#t go sideways on you? If it's that often, you might want to reassess your choices. Or maybe it doesn't take a whole lot to fit your definition of "going sideways." Either way, alterations are in order.
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Judy 1 year ago
I dunno, none of these top a nice, small butt.
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Sulie 1 year ago
Ya all want a dog, not a woman lol
non-drinker... let's not get carried away!
Someone once asked me if my wife drank. I said that she’s Irish. They said never mind.