#1 that explains the chocolate in his pants..

#19 dating in your fifties has the advantage that you in-law parents are probably dead.

#45 a PS5 gamer that lost a finger?

lol millions of dollars to remind consumers to consoom more.
i should know, we spend taxpayer money buying 1000 poop emoji paperweights.

#22 Oatley's stock is worth 10% of what it was a few years ago.