"Worked in restaurants all my life. The biggest blaze of glory I’ve ever seen anyone go out in was when a (former) kitchen manager tossed his keys to the building (and everything in it) in the deep fryer and pulled the kitchen’s fire suppression system on his way out the door.

The cops were at his house when he got home to arrest him for felony vandalism and destruction of property. He plead down to a misdemeanor on the basis that it was a “crime of passion” or something."