#34 A beautiful picture of that ass hole.

#14 When your bird loves you...
And I love the girl in the background going "Shush".

#23 That's a nice meal, and I hate olives.

#39 The worst of two worlds, unless he changes his tiers when going off-road.
But still, lot of wasted money there.

#40 I need that sign!

#41 The best thing I have seen all day!

#58

#27 Karen telling off a deer.

#1 I don’t care how many tricks you can do. If you’re jumping on a pogo stick as an adult, you’re a virgin.

#31 That is why she has a son like you.

#20 Wow! I'm amazed ... at how much free time some people have.

#51 "The salesman was right when he said this cheap plastic patio furniture set would get me a lot of pussy."

#26 Petr Pavel is a Czech politician and former army general who is the current president of the Czech Republic. But why "our" president? Thought Izismile came from Ukraine, and my president the shure he is not.