meh

#26 My uncle was a scientist of colour.

When he worked in the paint department at Bunnings he could tint a tin of Taubman's to match any colour sample a customer brought in.

Whose idea was that awful font?

#18 Rats’ lives are more important than human’s?

#19 They should mate in outer space.

#24 How is that good news?

#2 unrelated weed prices drop by 10%

#3 because how could the parents take care of their children?

#4 I forecast world peace

#5 that's a lie. All three astronauts of the first moon mission were religious.

#7 that's a fancy way of saying the are unemployed

#10 they are used as Zoom backgrounds

#11 it is called inflation

#21 she'll probably starve to death within a week

#22 protected by wildfire

#23 which will probably make cigarettes even more expensive

#25 and only after a week of getting a assigned new postman.

#26 guess how she spends her nights

#28 they were all killed by the end of 2021

You might want to lay off the coffee for awhile.