#8 Ladies and Gentlemen, Gregor Samsa has arrived at the Gala, playing up to the paparazzi... Oops #17... Franz Kafka will be crushed; figuratively, not literally like poor Gregor.

You know, I didn't realize how happy I am in being largely unaware of who most of these people are.

Save for Lizzo, Doja and Pedro. Slay, Queens.

#11 It’s not literally toothpaste, moron!