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Loretta 4 month s ago
#36 Yup, and your generation is chock full of ignorant fools like you. Bet you're real good at tiktok, though, so you got that going for you. ...I guess.

#53 Sure, if by "stuns" you mean "revolts."
       
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Jane 4 month s ago
#29 Because people with jobs don't interact with situations where they would contract lice.
       
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Liley 4 month s ago
Jane,

Kids really are gross humans. They'd actually play with real cow sh#t if we didn't show them to use mud instead.
       
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Eunice 4 month s ago
Liley,
Good thing you were one, grew up and learnt new things.
       
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Meg 4 month s ago
Eunice,

I was a kid, too, but I still don't like them. They're loud, annoying, filthy, and they won't stay off my lawn.
       
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Savannah 4 month s ago
Jane,
Not true. I worked at a place where a 3rd shift employee with pubic lice rendered the entire unisex bathroom in the plating building unusable until the linoleum floor tiles had been removed and the concrete floor underneath had been treated with insecticide before new seamless flooring was installed. Additionally, public health workers can frequently encounter body, head, and pubic lice while on the job.
       
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Veronica 4 month s ago
Savannah, I think that was supposed to be sarcasm
       
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Savannah 4 month s ago
Veronica,
Unless they make that clear with the "/s" at end of their comment who would know?
       
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Percy 4 month s ago
Savannah,

homo sapiens
       
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Mary 4 month s ago
#8 I have no idea what an anaconda "that is sprung" is, and it's because I don't care about learning new slang anymore. #21 in action, baby. What's cooler than cool? This geezer right here. Alright, alright, alright.
       
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Tim 4 month s ago
#28 The real question is which of the 3 is Kevin Hart?
       
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Eunice 4 month s ago
Tim,

The one in the middle for sure.
       
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Scottie 4 month s ago
#57 Why on different hands???

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