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Almina 1 year ago
#1
Because some Roman idiot created two new months named after himself and his friend
July-Julius
August-Augustus
Now September (7) through December(10) are all wrong
       
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Nicholas 1 year ago
Almina,
Thank you, that was the best fact of the day!
       
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Omi 1 year ago
Nicholas,

Are you f@#king serious? You didn't know that? Do they not have schools where you're from? Did you not go? Were you born on Mars?
       
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Ozzy 1 year ago
Omi,
Ain't not got that Google either no ways *spits baccy juice*
       
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Geoff 1 year ago
Almina,

How was he an idiot? Everyone with power names things after themselves so people remember them. Naming months of the year is brilliant because they won't fade away like cities or buildings. Even you know who he was. Seems pretty un-idiotic to me...
       
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Nada 1 year ago
Almina,
absolutely not. It's because in the roman calendar the year started in march so november was 7, october 8 and so on. July and august always existed but it was called differently before caesar.
       
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Elena 1 year ago
Almina,

And they both have 31 days, breaking the combo.
       
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Waldo 1 year ago
#40 corroded batteries that make contact after a slap.

use tinfoil to clean the contacts

or keep slapping
       
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Waldo 1 year ago
#45 somebody shat out suppositories.
       
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Nada 1 year ago
#51 people still buy bitcoin? They don't know it's time to buy $pepe acute ?
       
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Virdie 1 year ago
#24 Because baggage handlers don't lift the 300 lb person into the cargo area. Trust me 50lb bags are bad enough.
       
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Elena 1 year ago
#8 I'd have loaded that bird with my fart sounds, as childish as I am.
       
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