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Arminda 1 year ago
#17 Dad's a narcoleptic.
       
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Virdie 1 year ago
Arminda,

Sadly, I have to agree. Falling asleep that soundly whenever you feel "tired" and having it happen during mentally stimulating events is a sign of narcolepsy. It's nice the family has adjusted to his particular health need.
       
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Virdie 1 year ago
#8 That is a horribly designed house. I would tear out three walls and shift every closet. The spaces are strange, and it looks like it has a secret walk-in/dungeon room off the master bathroom.
       
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And this dad turned a note to his kid's phys ed teacher into a work of dad art:

It reads: "Please excuse [his kid's name] from physical activities involving standing, running, and walking [due] to foot pain. However, if his foot falls off he won't be in pain any more and is free to partake in normal activity."

 

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