#19

#23 - I knew owls could do that but never seen a person do it!

#15 that's one way to get them clean

#5 maybe it will prevent the douchknot hipster from breeding

#8 Is so satisfying for some reason.

#14 it funny, it's like the f@#king bowl is to damn High and not stable enough!

#5 That's what you get for that stupid pigtail.

#12 That's just mean.

#5 It's a girl! Now it is.

#18 I didn't even know I had a cat!