#4 this lad needs to learn that's how men interact, they joke on people as an act of affection. Spent too much time with mom, I suspect.

#15 Naw, I have a red cat, an albino rat and a human girlfriend

#2 Ostrich? Otherwise, they’re all around the same size.

#21 Is that a toaster?

#8 To f@#k is a singular word representing a multiple action (to be beaten with a stick originally), so "for f@#ks sake" is not correct, but "for f@#k's sake" should be.

#23 I think my park is the bear infested one with the broken playground equipment featuring half decayed over-cearealized characters from the 80's.