#6 I don't "camp" in the far left lane (fast lane), but the same thing happens to me in Atlanta in the NEXT to the fast lane.

Sorry Texas, but just because you're the second biggest state in the USA does not make you better. Just have more weird people.
And since Florida is worse, you win.

#6 For those who still need to hear it: You drive in the right lane and use the left lane to pass slower vehicles, then move back into the right lane.

This keeps the Formula One types from pit-manuevering you into a ditch or embankment when you hamper their latest land speed record attempt.

#10 They're going to be soooooo disappointed when they actually see the river bank sand and the nasty water.

I've been to 46 of the 50 states in the U.S., and Texas folks were some of the kindest and most friendly. Missouri and Utah are right there too. Czech Republic is also filled with warm and welcoming people. Good beer helps.

#16 Wait, are you telling me this isn't just at the Pasadena, TX location??

"Only Steers and Queers com from Texas! You don't look like a Steer, so that kinda narrows it down! -Gunnery Sgt. Hartman -

#15 Texans are so sensitive about this (and stupid) they kept complaining to our Alaska Discovery center about the map that SHOWS the size difference, claiming it was wrong, so they took it down to stop the complaints.