#43 In my experience, age has nothing whatever to do with it. Neither does gender. It's the self-absorbed, usually Prius-driving folks that kind of get their jollies out of being a prick.

#13 Your "rap battles" are so far from my mind that I never would've made that association in a million years, and it feels good to know that about myself...

#19 I'm gonna need you to start blowing me more without me asking, and then we'll see...

#47 I'm no expert, but I think your wife needs to see a doctor

same steaming pile of dung, different day