#14
2 no hesitation, you're not wearing your tie right at your chin it trails down your chest...

#9 probably in a country that is the land of the greed, and home of the slaves

#32 my dad: "I can still do my dads signature."
me: "me too"

#35 remember that, next time you girls are fishing for compliments.

#2 Nah, that's a 'Garfield'

#3 That's what two years in prison does to a guy.

#19 Imagine working with a-holes that steal your stuff so much that you have to lock it up and then they complain about it.

#29 Huh??

#5 He won't tolerate any competitors near his turf...