“Escape to Witch Mountain — the ’90s version. Not the 1975 original, and not the 2009 Race to Witch Mountain with the Rock.

I’m talking about the 1995 made-for-TV version, staring Elizabeth Moss and Erik von Detten as twin orphans separated at birth who find each other as tweens and turn out to be from an alien planet full of twins with superpowers and glowing purple lights. It’s bananas. No one remembers this version and I feel like a crazy person.”