#35 - Greg, when you are 35 with a receding hairline and a beard, you are way past the age of using stupid photos for your profile picture.

#5 At 37, most women's "youthful attractions" are also fading.

#8 Think about how many men are happier because you aren't married to them.

#24 You want something for nothing.

Yes. Exclusively women only. Absolutely.

#2
What's a "gusher"?

#14 "Women understand women, and they hate each other."

- - - Al Bundy

#10 get rid of sober-me then!