"Wearing contacts in the shower/pool/any body of water. Worked as an ophthalmic photographer in Pittsburgh for seven years. College students were coming in with ulcers and amoeba in their corneas from swimming in their contacts and then sleeping in them for days."
Make sure stuff works in a local network and interact with it trough a VPN or something. That way you'll be safe.
#10 aren't they making themselves, kind of?
#22 "paralegal" sounds to me like "paraplegic, but in law" sorry