"Used to work at FedEx ground. Pack your sh#t like it’s gonna get dropped off a cliff. Package handlers do not care if your box says fragile or has orientation arrows. Stuff it with whatever, packing peanuts, expanding foam, bubble wrap. Pack. Your. Sh#t. Or even better pack that box and put a bigger box around it. They will toss your shi#, put heavy stuff on top of it. Use it as a step stool to reach higher boxes.
Pack. Your. Sh#t."
Make sure stuff works in a local network and interact with it trough a VPN or something. That way you'll be safe.
#10 aren't they making themselves, kind of?
#22 "paralegal" sounds to me like "paraplegic, but in law" sorry