“Useless Corpses”
Speaking of England, it has its own odd little historical anecdote about coffee. In 1674, the Women’s Petition Against Coffee proposed a ban on drinking it unless you were over the age of 60. Their reasoning was that it was turning British men into “useless corpses.”
It’s not entirely clear exactly what they meant by that.
Fun fact: They're "coffeeshops" because you didn't need a license to open one.