#1 And the first time that they hear a noise and jump out of bed, everything on top falls to the floor.

#13
Just another attention seeking c#ck.

#50 cougar style border is for the win!

#6 ironing? are you sure you don't mean dry cleaning?

#19 Is that how the guys in "Independence Day" found out about us?

#19 Voyager... "a space probe" is called Voyager.

#33 I need a banana for scale here.