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Thom 1 year ago
#24 Not according to SpongeBob. The higher the pinky, the fancier you are.
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Evelyn 1 year ago
Thom,
i always have my pinky out, it's a tendon condition.
i always have my pinky out, it's a tendon condition.
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Don 1 year ago
Evelyn,
Thanks for sharing even though nobody asked.
Thanks for sharing even though nobody asked.
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Dan 1 year ago
It's proper etiquette not to. The Royal family doesn't because they think it's pretentious.
Also, red wine glasses are shaped differently to hold the base not the stem.
I'm surprised etiquette hasn't been cancelled yet
Also, red wine glasses are shaped differently to hold the base not the stem.
I'm surprised etiquette hasn't been cancelled yet
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Ivan 1 year ago
Most of these are nonsense.
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Brian 1 year ago
Ivan,
Not nonsense but common sense. Of course you remove price tags, don't throw sand at other people and don't make a mess while eating (if avoidable). Or hit other people with an umbrella ???? Some of those are really far fetched, never in my life did I hit someone else while squeezing an onion. The one with the rice is nonsense, if it's too loose just use a spoon for f**** sake.
Not nonsense but common sense. Of course you remove price tags, don't throw sand at other people and don't make a mess while eating (if avoidable). Or hit other people with an umbrella ???? Some of those are really far fetched, never in my life did I hit someone else while squeezing an onion. The one with the rice is nonsense, if it's too loose just use a spoon for f**** sake.
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Tim 1 year ago
thank you for this most of them make a great guide on how to troll Snops and the French. 
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Fel 1 year ago
she's expecting way too much of these modern day morons with cell phones. the era of common sense, manners and decorum is long dead compared to the belching, scratching, ignorant slobs of starbucks and mcdonalds.
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Jennet 1 year ago
Fel,
Unlike the sophisticated pre cell phone 80's you mean??? Yes... I remember the sophisticated young men and women, all on the peak of intelligence and physical prowess, that were all around me back then...
Even in preschool there were children not old enough to butter their own bread but many had written scientific papers. I even had a kid in the previous class that had invented a fully functional flux capacitor!
Truly the highpoint of civilization!
Then, unfortunately, one child, a true evil genius, the embodiment of The Mad Scientist created.... the first cell phone.
That was when the dark time began, devolving us all to the level we are on now.
But do not despair! It is foretold a new hero will be born that will smash all cellphones and save us all!
The time of our deliverance will soon be here...
Unlike the sophisticated pre cell phone 80's you mean??? Yes... I remember the sophisticated young men and women, all on the peak of intelligence and physical prowess, that were all around me back then...
Even in preschool there were children not old enough to butter their own bread but many had written scientific papers. I even had a kid in the previous class that had invented a fully functional flux capacitor!
Truly the highpoint of civilization!
Then, unfortunately, one child, a true evil genius, the embodiment of The Mad Scientist created.... the first cell phone.
That was when the dark time began, devolving us all to the level we are on now.
But do not despair! It is foretold a new hero will be born that will smash all cellphones and save us all!
The time of our deliverance will soon be here...
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Fel 1 year ago
Jennet,
k, are we finished? for starters, I never mentioned any particular age OR generation, for EVERYONE has a cell phone these days, and was aiming more at the corporate dumbing down of America. ironically, though, you floating around still flinging out 'ok boomer' in 2023 shows off more of the narcissistic 'phone' generation than my OP ever could, to say nothing of what I assume you think is some very clever sarcasm. so thanks for the validation of the very thing you profess not to be...a snarky dooche with a cell phone. lol
k, are we finished? for starters, I never mentioned any particular age OR generation, for EVERYONE has a cell phone these days, and was aiming more at the corporate dumbing down of America. ironically, though, you floating around still flinging out 'ok boomer' in 2023 shows off more of the narcissistic 'phone' generation than my OP ever could, to say nothing of what I assume you think is some very clever sarcasm. so thanks for the validation of the very thing you profess not to be...a snarky dooche with a cell phone. lol
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Jennet 1 year ago
Fel,
OK boomer.
I'm only done if you tell me you absolutely want the last word like I expect you want, boomer.
OK boomer.
I'm only done if you tell me you absolutely want the last word like I expect you want, boomer.
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Fel 1 year ago
Jennet,
oh wow lol I already had my say, but here you are with the 'last word' trap? really? the 'save face' tactic you learned from being a troll online because you can't do anything else here? I don't care about any of that. I'll happily have the 'last word' to laugh at you some more because I'd like you to know it. you, the snarky dooche with a cell phone who is sure to read this. thanks! lol now, turn my words back on me, say 'cry more please' or 'triggered' or whatever blah blah blah, but can YOU resist the last word? XD we'll see.
oh wow lol I already had my say, but here you are with the 'last word' trap? really? the 'save face' tactic you learned from being a troll online because you can't do anything else here? I don't care about any of that. I'll happily have the 'last word' to laugh at you some more because I'd like you to know it. you, the snarky dooche with a cell phone who is sure to read this. thanks! lol now, turn my words back on me, say 'cry more please' or 'triggered' or whatever blah blah blah, but can YOU resist the last word? XD we'll see.
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Jennet 1 year ago
Fel,
I'm pretty sure you absolutely want... no, NEED the last word now... :)
All you have to do is say the word, buddy boy. Tell me. Let me know by leaving a message via your horrible cellphone on this site and you'll have it...Boomer.
I'm pretty sure you absolutely want... no, NEED the last word now... :)
All you have to do is say the word, buddy boy. Tell me. Let me know by leaving a message via your horrible cellphone on this site and you'll have it...Boomer.
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Fel 1 year ago
Jennet,
LOL and yet you couldn't resist your own. you're so done. you have no more outs and are just repeating yourself, down to using emojis to cover your anger smh. speaking of phones, you're like this kid with his first one, trying to mimic older trolls you follow online while upvoting your own posts. lol I trolled the troll and it was easy.
LOL and yet you couldn't resist your own. you're so done. you have no more outs and are just repeating yourself, down to using emojis to cover your anger smh. speaking of phones, you're like this kid with his first one, trying to mimic older trolls you follow online while upvoting your own posts. lol I trolled the troll and it was easy.
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Jennet 1 year ago
Fel,
Never said I even wanted to resist. I'm here to have the last word. Unless you say you absolutely want it.
"Down to using emoji the cover anger? How exactly did you come to that to conclusion? But hey, if you want to believe that, fine by me... Let me cover more of my anger....
But tbh you obviously are desperate to believe I'm angry because of....reasons I suppose.
Anyway, I'm here to keep repeating myself ad nauseum until you tell me you need to have the last word.
Just say the word and I'll graciously give it to you.
(Sorry, anger needs to be covered after all...:)
Never said I even wanted to resist. I'm here to have the last word. Unless you say you absolutely want it.
"Down to using emoji the cover anger? How exactly did you come to that to conclusion? But hey, if you want to believe that, fine by me... Let me cover more of my anger....
But tbh you obviously are desperate to believe I'm angry because of....reasons I suppose.
Anyway, I'm here to keep repeating myself ad nauseum until you tell me you need to have the last word.
Just say the word and I'll graciously give it to you.
(Sorry, anger needs to be covered after all...:)
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Lavonne 1 year ago
most of these should be called "how to respect other people" it's incredible we need someone on internet to teach this
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Katelin 1 year ago
I see a lot of hate for young people here, but pls don't forget the generation which failed to teach them
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Judah 1 year ago
Katelin,
They were taught. They just failed to learn, and then they tried to blame that failure on someone else.
They were taught. They just failed to learn, and then they tried to blame that failure on someone else.
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Jennet 1 year ago
Judah,
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
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Judah 1 year ago
Jennet,
Was that supposed to be an insult?
Was that supposed to be an insult?
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Sibbie 1 year ago
Judah,
no, probably an 'edgy' reply.
no, probably an 'edgy' reply.
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Jennet 1 year ago
Sibbie,
You read to much in it. Don't overthink everything. It just meant: OK boomer :)
You read to much in it. Don't overthink everything. It just meant: OK boomer :)
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Sibbie 1 year ago
Jennet,
*too
*too
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Jennet 1 year ago
Sibbie,
2*
2*
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Sibbie 1 year ago
Jennet,
you shouldn't have.
you shouldn't have.
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Jennet 1 year ago
Sibbie,
I couldn't resist...
I couldn't resist...
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Leo 1 year ago
Jennet,2019 called. They want their insult back.
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Jennet 1 year ago
Leo,
Talk to the hand, b*atch, this face ain't listening.
I fact, thou art an Cow-Handed Cad! A Gentleman of Four Outs even...
I, like, stole EVERY eras insults and will use them no matter what they want! Muhahaha! Roflcopter.
Talk to the hand, b*atch, this face ain't listening.
I fact, thou art an Cow-Handed Cad! A Gentleman of Four Outs even...
I, like, stole EVERY eras insults and will use them no matter what they want! Muhahaha! Roflcopter.
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Mittie 1 year ago
Really real problems and never mention the war.
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Sibbie 1 year ago
#22 Covid learned us to cough in the sleeve, amirite?
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Johannes 1 year ago
Sibbie,
taught. not leanred.
taught. not leanred.
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Roy 1 year ago
#8 I always have a hard time twirling the macaroni onto my fork. Pasta is more than spaghetti you know.
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Virdie 1 year ago
This is a list of arbitrary rules based on random peoples ideas of what internally MAY bother them. Outside no one cares at all. Really no one cares
i always have my pinky out, it's a tendon condition.
Thanks for sharing even though nobody asked.
Also, red wine glasses are shaped differently to hold the base not the stem.
I'm surprised etiquette hasn't been cancelled yet
Not nonsense but common sense. Of course you remove price tags, don't throw sand at other people and don't make a mess while eating (if avoidable). Or hit other people with an umbrella ???? Some of those are really far fetched, never in my life did I hit someone else while squeezing an onion. The one with the rice is nonsense, if it's too loose just use a spoon for f**** sake.
Unlike the sophisticated pre cell phone 80's you mean??? Yes... I remember the sophisticated young men and women, all on the peak of intelligence and physical prowess, that were all around me back then...
Even in preschool there were children not old enough to butter their own bread but many had written scientific papers. I even had a kid in the previous class that had invented a fully functional flux capacitor!
Truly the highpoint of civilization!
Then, unfortunately, one child, a true evil genius, the embodiment of The Mad Scientist created.... the first cell phone.
That was when the dark time began, devolving us all to the level we are on now.
But do not despair! It is foretold a new hero will be born that will smash all cellphones and save us all!
The time of our deliverance will soon be here...
k, are we finished? for starters, I never mentioned any particular age OR generation, for EVERYONE has a cell phone these days, and was aiming more at the corporate dumbing down of America. ironically, though, you floating around still flinging out 'ok boomer' in 2023 shows off more of the narcissistic 'phone' generation than my OP ever could, to say nothing of what I assume you think is some very clever sarcasm. so thanks for the validation of the very thing you profess not to be...a snarky dooche with a cell phone. lol
OK boomer.
I'm only done if you tell me you absolutely want the last word like I expect you want, boomer.
oh wow lol I already had my say, but here you are with the 'last word' trap? really? the 'save face' tactic you learned from being a troll online because you can't do anything else here? I don't care about any of that. I'll happily have the 'last word' to laugh at you some more because I'd like you to know it. you, the snarky dooche with a cell phone who is sure to read this. thanks! lol now, turn my words back on me, say 'cry more please' or 'triggered' or whatever blah blah blah, but can YOU resist the last word? XD we'll see.
I'm pretty sure you absolutely want... no, NEED the last word now... :)
All you have to do is say the word, buddy boy. Tell me. Let me know by leaving a message via your horrible cellphone on this site and you'll have it...Boomer.
LOL and yet you couldn't resist your own. you're so done. you have no more outs and are just repeating yourself, down to using emojis to cover your anger smh. speaking of phones, you're like this kid with his first one, trying to mimic older trolls you follow online while upvoting your own posts. lol I trolled the troll and it was easy.
Never said I even wanted to resist. I'm here to have the last word. Unless you say you absolutely want it.
"Down to using emoji the cover anger? How exactly did you come to that to conclusion? But hey, if you want to believe that, fine by me... Let me cover more of my anger....
But tbh you obviously are desperate to believe I'm angry because of....reasons I suppose.
Anyway, I'm here to keep repeating myself ad nauseum until you tell me you need to have the last word.
Just say the word and I'll graciously give it to you.
They were taught. They just failed to learn, and then they tried to blame that failure on someone else.
Ok boomer
Was that supposed to be an insult?
no, probably an 'edgy' reply.
You read to much in it. Don't overthink everything. It just meant: OK boomer :)
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you shouldn't have.
I couldn't resist...
Talk to the hand, b*atch, this face ain't listening.
I fact, thou art an Cow-Handed Cad! A Gentleman of Four Outs even...
I, like, stole EVERY eras insults and will use them no matter what they want! Muhahaha! Roflcopter.
taught. not leanred.