#7
The story might be heartwarming but the picture looks like you just got beat down by a couple pigeons...

#11 thats his first text? yeah put him back in that coma.
#12 pry fake. ive never heard ANYONE cry over bandage colors, dude needs more going on in his life. plus everyone knows cartoon bandaids are best
#16 LOL.. so progress is going back to cashiers again??

#4 Carter didn’t give up his farm. He put it into a blind trust for the duration of his pi$$ poor presidency.