#50 The resemblance is striking!

#8 describes most women.

#13 Were you on the ISS or the Chinese station?
Because that's the only way this picture could have been taken.

#4 - you ever put a grasshopper on your arm? It feels really creepy - especially right before they jump off. This hideous thing - no way am I going to let it crawl on me. I’d probably have nightmares about having my head eaten by a Praying Mantis or something.

Two different girls but hey

#25 Suddenly I crave Toblerone...

#37 Still better than a spider!

#32 ???

#45 transition was great all the way up to the lip gloss.

#38 WTF is that on the blackboard ?

#35 I wouldn’t want it. A beer tap is more classy.

#40 The bad thing is that it looks like a school.

#42 Smart. It makes the people he’s talking to feel diminutive.

#5 Let them bite it with their @$$-cheeks!

#22 They know you are nobody, sir.

#28 Give it to the man so he can defecate comfortably.

#45 makeup is a lie and hole is a hole.

#47 With the use of "You're" and the reversing of the words with the L first, I think they need a new English teacher.