#15
You seem to be implying that's a bad thing, they can be so much fun...

#34 Every guy everywhere:
*turns to best friend* "Hey man, I'm not gay or anything but will you marry me?"

#36 the "at" is redundant

#27 are you telling me other people don't do it like that?

#10 is a youngster to me.

#45 Nail salon? What?? That was your first thought? F@g...

#35 well, no. Trump still lost the election. He is still a criminale who got away with it until now. Adrenochrome can still be synthesized easily, therefore still no secret child farms. HAARP can still not manipulate the weather. Still no aliens in roswell. Frogs still not gay.
I could do this forever.
Fun fact: the last real conspiracy was trump trying to overthrow the election.

conspiracy theories are for stupid people, who cant admit that they understand everything, so they search for easier or (and) idiotic solutions instead to make them feel less stupid.