I collect stupid comments off the internet. No, wait, that's just Twitter.

#17 Back then you could watch what you wanted, when you wanted, and no one cared.

With streaming you can watch what you want, when you want, and they keep track of what you watch; how many times you pause it; which parts you fast-forward, rewind, or half-speed through; and do you make it to the end, and even through the credits. For research purposes.

No, I am not a conspiracy theorist, I just play one on the internet.

No salt and pepper collections. We inherited grandma's collection of almost 1000 different ones from all over the world. If we sell any we have to pay the family their cut. So they sit in boxes in the basement forever.

i collect sea shells, i keep them on beaches all around the world

#17 I have a collection of DVD/Blurays that is a little smaller than that. Most of the movies in my collection are not available on streaming. Streaming service choices are very limited and ever changing. You want to watch that movie, nope, it's no longer available, sorry piss off.