#8 We called flip-flop 'thongs' in the US Mid-West back in the 60's and 70's, until the underwear/bikini bottoms that were a similar style got popular, then the prudes started refering to them as flip-flops.

#1 ...and be careful not to confuse it with the yellow snow you shouldn't eat

In America, we generally don't give a shit about other countries. (unless they have oil we want)

#18 ah thats why covid wiped out a lot of Italians..

#16 this happens in the US with Spanish

#7 White gravey is a staple of biscuit and gravy breakfast, as well as a dozen other US dishes... so... I have no idea what they mean.

#2 Yeah, well Denmark must not have drunks, thieves, or kidnappers, and must expect everyone will take care of their baby when they start crying and screaming while they cozily have lunch in a cafe.