#49 lets have a chat? All right. What's your complaint? That you sit down and dip into the water because there's no seat?

So what do you do when the lid is down, you just sit and cut loose on the lid without looking? No? So you look, you just don't THINK when you look. And that's supposed to be my fault?

Its just as unreasonable to refuse to open the toilet up and leave the seat up when you are done as it is for me to not put the seat down. As in: it is not unreasonable or rude. Take responsibility for yourself just like I have to.

#17 the perfect response would have been "as soon as you tell your husband he's not the father"

#13
Maybe they wouldn't leave because you weren't wearing pants...

#2 who tf is the guy on the top left?

#7 My telephone cord stretched out of the kitchen, around the corner, through the den and all the way down to my bedroom at the end of the hall.

#32 Yahoo is older than Google

#46 'A' mini donut? C'mon, we both know you gave it the whole box.