One of the best posts in all entirement of the internets' history... keep up this fine strategery of yours!

#29 Next time buy a clear bucket.

#5 I live in a cruise ship city, and this happened because of wind. You can see they had their steering jets at full with all the curning water. Even with computer assisted steering, I've seen crashes like this happen in real life.

#31 Despite popular belief these guys know no chill those guns are real and loaded. they can and will mess you up.