#9 Legolas is thousands of years old, and has had far more time to practice; whereas the stormtroopers are, more often than not, conscripted moisture farmers and third-generation inbred clones.

#21 unpopular opinion- I think Eowyn (Miranda Otto) is far prettier than horse-face.

#29 Wrong stick, dummy. He was still 'The Grey' in that scene.

#31 Gollum wore the ring for 500 years. Sauron didn't yet know it had been found so he wasn't searching for it.

#42 Me when I come to these posts. (also, what the hack 8 letter word that starts with 'p' and ends with 'e' is so bad it got censored??)