#44 probably thinks Family Guy is funny

#13 Not even funny. Did your parents say that to you? You brought it home, feed it and take care of it or find someone who will.

#17 WTF does, "God doesn't cancel people," mean?

#4 If you’re feigning ignorance, it means you have the information and don’t need it.

#44 I want to do the same with the office... except it doesn't have a laugh track, just remove all the uncomfortable silences and meaningless trite garbage and perhaps it might be funny.