#9 Homeless Jimmy Fallon is redundant.

#20 FTW

The ghetto speak in some of these is nauseating. 'my phone gone blow up' What an ignorant f@#k.

#4 WHaAAT! I would have died if someone did that at mine... died laughing,

#10 Wasting food, because you don't eat it before it goes bad (I mean cheese takes a looooong time to go bad), is not gonna get you any points with a real human female.