So I stopped and got to talk to the mailman. He was just a regular dude like all these people - except he actually does something useful for society.

So, helping people feel better when they're in need of that kind of help isn't doing anything useful for society?

I knew a guy who’s best friend’s brother’s neighbor did the local news.

Whitney and Bobby used to come in and sit at the bar where I worked. They were real friendly, and easy to talk to. They liked their privacy, though, and one night one of our kitchen staff snapped a picture and Bobby got really upset. They never came back.

#24 - Larry David is a certified jack@$$....