“Fully wooden, too short to be a table, too wide to be a bench. Found at a farmers market, what could this thing be?”
Answer: “It’s an Indian elephant seat, also known as howdah, usually placed on top of an elephant to sit on. Howdahs have been used in India for centuries and were often used by royalty and other important people for transportation. They are typically made of wood and are decorated with intricate carvings and designs.”
"Tastes like lime" If you don't know what it is WTF are you tasting it for!?!?!
Find some fresh material.
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