“What are these on my pants?”
Answer: "Functionally they should be attached to straps inside the pants that are meant to be tied around the thighs. It’s a design where the straps can be tightened to keep the pants from sagging when carrying a lot of stuff in the pockets."
"Tastes like lime" If you don't know what it is WTF are you tasting it for!?!?!
Find some fresh material.
do not critisize izi, it is frowned upon.