“What is this thing? The inside opens up to empty space, it’s disconnected from the desk below.”
Answer: "It’s a bed desk. There’s supposed to be a metal bar underneath that slots into the wooden tray, so you can prop it up at different angles for reading and stuff."
"Tastes like lime" If you don't know what it is WTF are you tasting it for!?!?!
Find some fresh material.
do not critisize izi, it is frowned upon.