“What is this series of metallic half spheres which decrease in size attached as all one piece to a telephone pole, nailed on vertically above head height?”
Answer: "I think it’s a lawn decoration meant to deter birds. It keeps woodpeckers and birds away."
"Tastes like lime" If you don't know what it is WTF are you tasting it for!?!?!
Find some fresh material.
do not critisize izi, it is frowned upon.