#21
"They call me the king of the spreadsheets;
Got'em all printed out on my bedsheets."

#1 no
#2 no
#3 no
#4 no
#5 no
#6 no
#7 no
#8 no
#9 no
#10 no
#11 no
#12 no
#13 no
#14 gods no
#15 maybe
#16 no
#17 no
#18 no
#19 no
#20 no
#21 no
#22 no
#23 no
#24 no
#25 no
#26 If it's real cash yes, otherwise no
#27 no
#28 no
#29 no
#30 no
#31 no
#32 no
#33 srsly? no
#34 oh hell no
#35 no

The only thing I'd want was the pizza shirt.

#11 whoever made it is the same type of person who would move and leave the fish.

#14 brass knuckles are overkill if you get to that point.