#14, ain't no fixing that.

#22
Guinness may be good for you, but it's prolly not good for an omelette

#36
He pulled a possum out of his...pocket

#12
Dislike this comment if this is a union facility.

Like it if it is not.

#55 Meh, his hair will be back to the same length in two weeks, no big deal, but definitely a free cut.

#12 Union jobs

You wish your job delivering newspapers on your bicycle was a union job, don't you?

#49 that's the way to do it

#42 I'd have a lucky paw on my key chain after that.

#21
Such ignorant, self-centered @$$holes simply have to die. No loss for mankind.

#4 OMG! He killed the entire band!!

#7 Rate of play, sweetheart.

#13 Someone is very fired. Why was the door open?

#27 What kind of cross fit bs is this?

#32 That is an @$$h0le. Taking his little dog out on bumper cars.

#44 Other than women, how many times has an animal ever wanted to be decorated?

#7 Not attractive enough to be screwing up the rate of play with that BS.

#36 The good thing about getting bitten by an opossum is that you’re not going to get rabies.

#21 How tough can it be? The shadow reveals the cameraman isn’t in a car, but doing the same thing while standing erect, arm out, holding a selfie stick, and operating the camera without falling.