#12 I still don't know what they're trying to say. Captain?
#13 Wtf even is this??

#24 I work 12 hrs 7 days a week for 2 years straight, I stay with MIL, I'm depressed and have a horrible list of ailments... yeah, I wish I had something.

#7
You could keep armour in it...

#1 Every time I flush the toilet, it’s a curiosity flush. I’m curious how many flushes it will take to get the poop to go down.