"14 years before the Titanic disaster, a novel called “Futility” was published. It described an unsinkable ship, Titan, getting sunk by an ice berg in the Atlantic. Furthermore, it mentions that the ship did not have enough lifeboats to save everybody!"
He drove a locomotive both far and near
Accompanied by a monkey who would sit on a stool
Watching everything the engineer would do
How about you, hon? Sad? Ugly? Lonely? A c#nt? All of the above?