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Ella 1 year ago
#5 Wipe with toilet paper...not your face.
#6 It's raining. Can I stand under your eyebrows?
#7 My Russian Wolfhound is behind me again, isn't she?
#8 He told me to "mind the gap," but I'm in a taxi.
#10 Then "raise" yourself out of your mom's basement, homeboy.
#12 Chronic Resting Bitch-Face Syndrome...that's why.
#13 Cuz' you only placed 6th in the "Drunk Cory Feldman" Look-Alike Contest.
#6 It's raining. Can I stand under your eyebrows?
#7 My Russian Wolfhound is behind me again, isn't she?
#8 He told me to "mind the gap," but I'm in a taxi.
#10 Then "raise" yourself out of your mom's basement, homeboy.
#12 Chronic Resting Bitch-Face Syndrome...that's why.
#13 Cuz' you only placed 6th in the "Drunk Cory Feldman" Look-Alike Contest.
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Cenia 1 year ago
Ella,
sorry to break it to you, but the roast is already over.
sorry to break it to you, but the roast is already over.
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Ella 1 year ago
#18 Your stench of Patchouli and pork sweat is captivating.
#19 My eye's are down here.
#20 At this point...it can't get any worse, homeboy.
#21 Your lower dentures are in the mail. I promise.
#22 "Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
#23 As Wonder Twins, we can change gender by head to head contact.
#24 It started out as just a pimple. Now it's a whole person.
#19 My eye's are down here.
#20 At this point...it can't get any worse, homeboy.
#21 Your lower dentures are in the mail. I promise.
#22 "Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
#23 As Wonder Twins, we can change gender by head to head contact.
#24 It started out as just a pimple. Now it's a whole person.
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Cyrus 1 year ago
More like these, please.
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Virdie 1 year ago
#19 Shrink the head a little more, it's still slightly bigger than the phone.
#6 It's raining. Can I stand under your eyebrows?
#7 My Russian Wolfhound is behind me again, isn't she?
#8 He told me to "mind the gap," but I'm in a taxi.
#10 Then "raise" yourself out of your mom's basement, homeboy.
#12 Chronic Resting Bitch-Face Syndrome...that's why.
#13 Cuz' you only placed 6th in the "Drunk Cory Feldman" Look-Alike Contest.
sorry to break it to you, but the roast is already over.
#19 My eye's are down here.
#20 At this point...it can't get any worse, homeboy.
#21 Your lower dentures are in the mail. I promise.
#22 "Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
#23 As Wonder Twins, we can change gender by head to head contact.
#24 It started out as just a pimple. Now it's a whole person.