“My wife screamed as if she saw a ghost at 5 am in the morning. Turns out she went to get some water and saw this huge crab crawling in the kitchen.”
“I live in the mountains, about 500 kilometers (310 miles) from the nearest beach. It’s just insane.”
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Minerva 10 month s ago
#9 Page 26 of "The Idiots Guide to Killing Hookers 101," clearly states: "Check one's self of any material evidence before entering your dwelling." You insufferable amateur.
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Lucina 10 month s ago
#18 Shouldn't it be "immigrant Asian personbugs"? 
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Jake 10 month s ago
#17- It's a quickset key but there doesn't look like there's enough cuts in it to open any lock.
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Ronie 10 month s ago
#17 it's a bump key, someone tried breaking in.
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Molly 10 month s ago
Ronie,
yes but they're an idiot because you need to file a generic teeth pattern before it works.
yes but they're an idiot because you need to file a generic teeth pattern before it works.
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Muriel 10 month s ago
#11 I wouldn’t be so sure you’re the only ones. Tim to go on a phrog hunt.
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Clifton 10 month s ago
#3 There are many land crabs
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Virdie 10 month s ago
#9 Hmmm, either a phrogger or you moved into a place someone has lived in before. Like people don't clean perfectly when moving.
Okay halfway through I was like... ate these people just stupid? Then by the end I was like, Yeah just plain stupid. Nothing here is creepy or weird.
Okay halfway through I was like... ate these people just stupid? Then by the end I was like, Yeah just plain stupid. Nothing here is creepy or weird.
yes but they're an idiot because you need to file a generic teeth pattern before it works.
Okay halfway through I was like... ate these people just stupid? Then by the end I was like, Yeah just plain stupid. Nothing here is creepy or weird.